Peter Sellers Quotes
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Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable…
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Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
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It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.
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Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
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To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
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Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my…
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Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.
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Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
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You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.
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Vocal music is an attempt to take the whole human being and project it into space. It is the ultimate gesture of getting out of…
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I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
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I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
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If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
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To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
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Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
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Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought…
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François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
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Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, robot-like body rises out of…
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