Peter Cook Quotes
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I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll…
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All right, You Great Git, You've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways,…
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Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.
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One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.
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Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.
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I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly
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As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.
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I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.
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I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.
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There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these…
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