The only Batman that doesn't need parodying is Adam West, but everybody else is fair game. — Pete Holmes Batman Copy Share Image
I think what people respond to is someone being who they actually are. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I'm the weirdo that tells - asks - the Uber driver to please turn the radio down. I'm so polite about it,… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I think 'everything sucks' is too often leaned upon as a comedic stance. It's a really easy and pretty weak perspective. — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
When you slide into television, no one tells you exactly how manage expectations and work with your staff. — Pete Holmes Expectations Copy Share Image
Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
As soon as I heard the term 'comedy nerd,' I'd hoped there was a lot of them. — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
I always wanted to do something about what it's like to get divorced, especially when it's a young marriage to start with. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs.… — Pete Holmes Divorce Copy Share Image
When you think about a festival from a comedian's perspective, it has to do with who else does it - that's number… — Pete Holmes Comedian Copy Share Image
I think my mom recognized that I liked people to be happy. I like people to get along. And I like to… — Pete Holmes Catholic Copy Share Image
Every performer I talk to will, with different words, talk about the sanctity of a good standup show, how it can really… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
When I used to work the road, I remember I used to ask myself in the mirror, literally, like in a movie,… — Pete Holmes Comedian Copy Share Image
So we have the story of who we are. I'm a man, and I'm a comedian, and I'm a tall man. I… — Pete Holmes Batman Copy Share Image
There are elements of comedy that can be competitive and back stab-y, but one of the underreported sides is that we love… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
I felt like I was in a unique position, or I am in a unique position, to show the evangelical world in… — Pete Holmes Evangelical Copy Share Image
Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith. — Pete Holmes Faith Copy Share Image
There's something about taking emotional and career and relationship humiliations, writing them, acting them out again, but then redeeming them in some… — Pete Holmes Acting Copy Share Image
If I go out and do a set, there's a good chance that I'll watch another comedian. I'll think - not necessarily… — Pete Holmes Belief Copy Share Image
We'd all like to increase pleasure and minimize pain, but the truth is, suffering, even collective suffering that we're going through, is… — Pete Holmes Change Copy Share Image
Ideally, a good pastor wants to empower a congregation to the point where they don't need him. You want everyone to leave… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
When my wife left me, in real life, T. J. Miller was like, 'I'm shooting a movie in Pittsburgh. I'll fly you… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day.… — Pete Holmes Batman Copy Share Image
I'll admit that I'm self-centered - all of us are - but I can also be external and giving and listening and… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I needed to let go of the idea of a God who was mad at me for feeling how I was feeling.… — Pete Holmes Experience Copy Share Image
Sometimes I liken the comedian's lifestyle a little bit to a firefighter's in the sense that there's a lot of waiting and… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm trying to, with my stand-up and with the podcast, give people these little stupid things to give them happiness. I know… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your… — Pete Holmes Change Copy Share Image
