“Men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.” — Penny Reid Greatness Copy Share Image
“She watched me. I watched her. Kissing, touching, and cherishing each other, we made love. And it was essential.” — Penny Reid Love Copy Share Image
“Derek gave me a look that was part sheepish, but mostly whatcha-gonna-do, amiright?” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” ― Edgar Allan Poe” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Moments of quiet ordinary, made extraordinary by sharing them with the woman I love.” — Penny Reid Love Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I recognized him instantly even though the last time I saw him in person he was seventeen, naked, and asleep. I was… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I've learned that the more people I love — and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love — the happier I am.” — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“Cletus had instructed Duane to put his concerns in the suggestion box. Of note, Cletus had labeled the shredder in the upstairs… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to lie, I recognized Luca’s voice almost instantly. But I was also in denial, and denial is a blissful… — Penny Reid Denial Copy Share Image
“I thought about it; my head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I don’t know! I’m emotionally… — Penny Reid Inhibited Copy Share Image
“And his eyes. Don't get me started on his eyes. Just . . . don't. I can't even with this guy. So.… — Penny Reid Eyes Copy Share Image
“all people are lost, to varying degrees. I suspected that it’s only when we love others—through purpose, friendship, romance, or any combination… — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“He’s tepid, not hot. If he can’t see how fucking awesome you are, if he can’t put himself on the line for… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, in your own misguided, crazy, PMSing-woman way, I think you’ve been trying to be nice.” My mouth fell open. “Hey!” “You’re… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your… — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“I was planning to sort my comic books based on level of second wave feminist influence.” “As opposed to first wave?” “Yes,… — Penny Reid Books Copy Share Image
“It’s nice to hear your voice…?” The statement came out sounding like a question, as though I were playing jeopardy and I’d… — Penny Reid Chit chat Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to taking the time to actually know a person?" "People don’t do that anymore.” Sandra flicked her wrist toward Ashley’s… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“After Shelly left the bedroom earlier, I’d gone through my stuff, looking for something decent to wear. All I had were jeans and… — Penny Reid Bare feet Copy Share Image
“There is boring. There is sensational. There is mediocre. There is lazy. There is good. There is evil. People do implausible things… — Penny Reid Evil people Copy Share Image
“I draw the line at a cell phone. If I want social media, I’ll join a book club. I will not be… — Penny Reid Book club Copy Share Image
“Dan was shorter than me, especially as I was wearing sky blue silk stilettos. He appeared to be my age or a… — Penny Reid Blue collar Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m a reporter doesn’t mean I don’t get to have an opinion about people.” “And your opinion of me is?”… — Penny Reid Battlestar galactica Copy Share Image
“I told your mother to have you call me. I didn’t want to invade your privacy if you didn’t want me to… — Penny Reid Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“All right, Kitten. Tell me what’s going on.” I kissed her shoulder because it was the only place my lips could reach… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Perhaps others, cut from different cloth, could pick and choose their conquests. Live their lives as patient fishermen, searching with intermittent success… — Penny Reid Love Copy Share Image
“What if people start mistreating their robots? Purposefully?” “Mistreating a robot?” Matt echoed, as though I’d spoken a different language, and then… — Penny Reid Favorite music Copy Share Image
“In that moment, I finally figured out what kind of handsome he was. He was fiction-handsome. Romance novel handsome; but not the… — Penny Reid Alpha male Copy Share Image
