All Pauly Shore Quotes
- Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. Funny
- Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room… Any
- I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. Camera
- My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. Both
- My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner… Careers
- That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money. Biggest
- Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. Dahmer
- Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a… All
- I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get. Election
- Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. Drain
- When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did. All
- I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines,… Actor
- My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out. All
- The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people… Best
- People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. Fun
- Everywhere I go, people know who I am. Everywhere
- I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? Audience
- The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost… Coming
- I miss working with great actors, working with great directors. Actor
- I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty. Empty