Paul Rudd Quotes

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• Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
• Oh, the weather outside is weather.
• I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.
• I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.
• My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.
• Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.
• Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.
• There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't…
• Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean…
• I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
• At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.
• I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.
• I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of…
• There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.
• Willie Nelson is the perfect person, it seems to me, to think about. Because something tells me that he operates on his own frequency.
• It's insane but it's a great insane.
• I have trouble with long-term things...roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage, because it was like a lifelong game of Madden.
• Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor. It trumps movies and all that other stuff. People say, 'You must…
• I'm kind of a pacifist, I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.
• On the very first day of shooting, we did a scene in which Michelle and I are in our underwear, and I'm straddling her and…

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