Paul Neilan Quotes

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• Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.
• There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made.…
• Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.
• But really it’s condescending and patronizing not to make fun of someone because they’re old or stupid or crippled or morbidly obese. Banged up people…
• The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
• And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to tell. Everyone, no matter…
• at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched…
• In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always…
• If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.
• It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and…
• If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an eighteenth…
• I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

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