Paul Neilan Quotes
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Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.
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There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made.…
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Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.
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But really it’s condescending and patronizing not to make fun of someone because they’re old or stupid or crippled or morbidly obese. Banged up people…
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The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
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And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to tell. Everyone, no matter…
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at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched…
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In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always…
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If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.
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It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and…
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If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an eighteenth…
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I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
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