I deal with body dysmorphia a lot, so it's always a process to see and hear myself on camera. I have to… — Patti Harrison Body Copy Share Image
I have a hard time describing myself as a standup comedian because I don't feel like I'm doing stand up jokes more… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
My dream is to get rich enough from an absolutely soul-disintegrating campaign where I sell my morals to buy a house in… — Patti Harrison Dream Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm just pretty - any time I have, like, a lot of emotions happening at one time, I just… — Patti Harrison Emotions Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, I see everything in life as a song, so every word spoken is lyrics. If you're going to get to… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I don't even think Trump knows what transgender means. He probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Cisgender people tend to want trans stories of triumph that are easy to metabolize. I want to make things that are subversive… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
To me, it feels like every time I'm watching some trans story, it's about their grief around their gender. And there's not… — Patti Harrison Gender Copy Share Image
My solo stuff for live shows is very meandering. I write a lot of slower bits that give me room to improvise… — Patti Harrison Character Copy Share Image
The more money that's involved in something, it's usually because there are more hands involved. There are more interests to serve. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
It's really cool to read feedback. I'm trying not to engage too much, though, because I spiral out even if the reviews… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I feel like my timeline has moved so many times in my brain. I used to be like, 'Maybe like 30' because… — Patti Harrison Brain Copy Share Image
There aren't a ton of trans people in general, so in any vocation there's probably not going to be a ton of… — Patti Harrison Career Copy Share Image
If you constantly draw attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost taxpayers millions of dollars, the perfect job for… — Patti Harrison Attention Copy Share Image
There are so many rom-coms that I think are insane. But they're the kind of movies that I put on when I… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I know that I'm very feminine and that I can pass in a lot of situations, but I think a lot of… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I have a concealed carry, so I actually have a few guns that I keep. I keep them in my big, giant… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
It's fun to gossip and stuff. But once it's millions of people - the scale of that, I think, is more damaging… — Patti Harrison Fun Copy Share Image
A lot of what I say isn't my real thoughts, it's this character, and maybe that's true for a lot of comedians.… — Patti Harrison Character Copy Share Image
Improv is really fun but it's a lot harder to show people your work if they don't come to your show. Something… — Patti Harrison Energy Copy Share Image
