Patrice O'Neal Quotes

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• I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is,…
• Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.
• Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.
• Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
• I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when…
• I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced…
• I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.
• I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm…
• I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90%…
• I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
• I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how…
• I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a…
• Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill -…
• Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want…
• People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my…

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