Pat Paulsen Quotes

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• Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.
• I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.
• If elected, I will win.
• As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
• I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
• I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
• I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
• The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From…
• The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
• We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
• Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
• I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
• The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
• Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
• If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
• It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
• Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
• I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to…

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