PAPERJAM Quotes

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• In a balanced relationship, there should be a give and take.
• F is for friends who do stuff without you.
• Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
• They told me I could be anything! So I became a cloud
• You're unique, just like everybody else.
• Swearing is unattractive. I'm not attractive anyway so fuck off.
• You're not popular, your vag*na is.
• What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford education?
• If you want people to like you, don't try and make feel sorry for you. Make them feel good about themselves so they enjoy being…
• I'd swim across the Ocean for you. Lol, Just kidding. There's fucking sharks in there...
• If you have choices, choose the best. If you have no choice, do the best.
• Showing your cleavage doesn't fix your face, dear. :)
• SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING SWEET TO MHARWHYN HAHAHA

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