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• Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals.
• The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs...
• A PHOTOGRAPH Is Worth A THOUSAND WORDS, But PHOTOSHOP Can Produce A THOUSAND LIES.
• The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer...
• Unless Your Name Is GOOGLE, Stop Acting You Fucking Know Everything...
• Life Is Like A Rubik's Cube; It's Complicated Full Of Twists And Turns. Some People Seek To Solve It In Minutes, Hours, Or Days. Some…
• Some People Tend To Think That Everything Is Impossible. Until They Try Something Different. Different Attempts Is The Only Way Of Discovering Our True Capacity.
• That Awkward Moment, Is That Moment When You Talk To Yourself And You Start Smiling Like An Idiot, Because You're Just So Hilarious...
• They Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But If You're Laughing For No Particular Reason, You Need Medicine...
• I Need To Talk To You.... That One Sentence That Has The Power To Make You Remember Every Single Bad Thing You Did In Your…
• Being Tickled... Is Like Being Raped But You Are Forced To Laugh.
• With The Great Power, Comes Huge Electricity Bill!
• That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound.
• ATHEISM... The Belief That There Was Nothing And Nothing Happened To Nothing, And Nothing Magically Exploded For No Reason, Creating Everything And Then A Bunch…
• Stalking, Is Such A Strong Word, I Prefer Intense Research Of An Individual.
• It Doesn't Matter How Hard Or Bad Ass You Are... When A Toddler Hands You Their Ringing Toy Cell Phone, You'll Still Answer It.
• Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense.
• No Offense Means, I'm About To Insult You, But Dont Get Mad.
• The More Difficult Something Became, The More Rewarding It Was In The End...
• There Is One Thing Everyday Wants To Feel, To Be Loved, Without Begging For It. Right?

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