Oupa Quotes
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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience
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No matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.
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True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
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That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or The Baby's Vaseline
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That awkward moment when you cant understand what someones said even after theyve repeated it four times.
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That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts…
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That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you dont even know what page theyre on.
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That awkward moment when your Girlfriend tags a photo of you and her Sleeping.
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That awkward moment when you've accidentally sent a text to the friend you were gossiping about.
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That awkward moment when you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you.
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That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about…
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You regularly text your friends, they do not reply you. But if you text them from new number, everyone will reply, who are you? people…
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You pay DSTV every month but you dont have a funeral cover, who do you think is going to burry you?
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Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she wants you to…
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Todays relationships are like birthday parties after eating a cake its over
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Until you can watch Porn with your parents, don't come here and tell me Everything Is possible
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