Norm Crosby Quotes
- My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
- I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or…
- I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing…
- If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
- When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury…
- Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch…