Nora Ephron Quotes

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• What failure ofimagination had caused me to forget that life was full of other possiblities, including the possibility that eventually I would fall in love…
• In fact, looking back, it seems to me that I was clueless until I was about 50-years-old.
• Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.
• You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
• Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.
• There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter…
• The empty nest is underrated.
• In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
• We have a game we play when we’re waiting for tables in restaurants, where you have to write the five things that describe yourself on…
• Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.
• And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans…
• You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).
• To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me…
• The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.
• When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it…
• You can never have too much butter – that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it,
• Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.
• That's another thing about being a certain age that I've noticed: I try as much as possible not to look in the mirror.
• We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have…
• I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easier it was to reach people by making…

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