Noel Edmonds

I don't really like those houses where someone's put up all their old football trophies and whatever; you know, what are they…

— Noel Edmonds

I quite often carry a little card with me and I write things on the card - things that I'm grateful for…

— Noel Edmonds

I'm a big fan of Ant and Dec, I think they're excellent presenters.

— Noel Edmonds

No Botox, no facelifts. I've had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that's it. The rest is down to good genes and…

— Noel Edmonds

I believe doctors and scientists who say that disruption of our immune system by negative energy makes you prone to diseases of…

— Noel Edmonds

For me, broadcasting is a job and I've only ever seen it as a job. I turn up, do the job and…

— Noel Edmonds

Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy…

— Noel Edmonds

There is a theme to my broadcasting career - I've never done anything just for the money.

— Noel Edmonds

I may be Marmite but there's a hell of a lot of people that seem to like Noel's version of Marmite.

— Noel Edmonds

Haven't we all grown up trusting high street banks? Their branches were fixtures, not only in our towns and cities, but in…

— Noel Edmonds

I always have a giggle.

— Noel Edmonds

Death is a word in the dictionary. I don't believe in that word. I think the most appropriate word is 'departure' because…

— Noel Edmonds

As an only child to be there when your parents say goodbye, that's tough.

— Noel Edmonds

We tried our damnedest to make it a special entertainment, but I'll admit I'm a contributor to the decline in TV standards.

— Noel Edmonds

If ailing British companies such as Rolls-Royce, Land Rover, British Airways and Cadbury can be turned around, there is still hope for…

— Noel Edmonds

At ten I was bright.

— Noel Edmonds

I'm the last person to claim that I'm sane.

— Noel Edmonds

I've had a fantastic relationship with the British public.

— Noel Edmonds

I came from an era when I was so proud to be working for the British Broadcasting Corporation.

— Noel Edmonds

If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if…

— Noel Edmonds

I think too many people take life too seriously. I'm having a ball!

— Noel Edmonds

Our future is in our hands and we must stop looking to politicians to fix matters - they can't.

— Noel Edmonds

I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.

— Noel Edmonds

The majority of business people are sheeple.

— Noel Edmonds

There isn't such a thing as death. It's just a departure.

— Noel Edmonds