When I am on stage, I am often thinking about what I will eat after the show. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
When I left my family home and had finished university, I stayed in South London but moved closer to London's center, to… — Nish Kumar Family Copy Share Image
I got out of university and there was a general panic throughout my family as to what I was going to do.… — Nish Kumar Family Copy Share Image
I think that there's a real appetite for opinion-driven satire, not just generic making jokes about what's in the news but actually… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
And I can tell you from firsthand experience that our train system is a mess. Carriages are full of unhappy travellers packed… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, and periodically going to India to visit my grandmother, my classmates would often ask me about the… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
I'm a touring standup comedian so a lot of the time I'm looking for box sets that I can put on my… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
The important thing with Facebook is to remember that it played a role in facilitating Brexit because it inadvertently allowed leave-supporting groups… — Nish Kumar Brexit Copy Share Image
We've all been there - you find something moving, you commission a painting. I know one wall of my living room is… — Nish Kumar Artist Copy Share Image
But there comes a landing point, where you finally get to a stage where you have something to hang your hat on.… — Nish Kumar Family Copy Share Image
Viola Davis is just one of those actors who is never bad in anything. She could be in an awful film but… — Nish Kumar Actors Copy Share Image
I'm in the middle of an existential crisis in how I approach comedy about these big issues. I sometimes find, when I… — Nish Kumar Comedy Copy Share Image
Brexit is a ceaseless grind of conversations about customs unions and backstops. Anything that can add an air of whimsical, childlike wonder… — Nish Kumar Brexit Copy Share Image
In the event of a Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic dystopia, people with supplies of food and water could become warlords or chieftains in… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
The architects of Brexit are a cocktail of lying racists and buffoons. I don't think even someone as cynical as me could… — Nish Kumar Brexit Copy Share Image
When we were growing up we were all asked to accept ourselves as British citizens, and I still hold on to this… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
I got fired from a job years ago. It was an accounting job. They were basically trying to cut corners, so they… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
You have to have your own internal barometer of what is too far. I try and consider feelings of people in the… — Nish Kumar Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't feel I'm in competition with anyone. My sense is of it being like school: I don't want to beat anyone… — Nish Kumar Competition Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time bathing in a glow of consensus but you also have to be willing to say something… — Nish Kumar Consequences Copy Share Image
