“It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse… — Nicole Peeler Care Copy Share Image
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.” — Nicole Peeler Dance Copy Share Image
“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could. "You just love my doggie style.” — Nicole Peeler Animal Copy Share Image
“Seriously, you’re so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Besides, there’s no issue. Not yet, at least. Ryu’s in Boston; I’m in Rockabill; Anyan is in absentia. So I’ll just keep… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether it's because I don't love him, or because I can't love him for demanding something like that from… — Nicole Peeler Life Copy Share Image
“I just think you should concentrate more on what you are good at, and the strengths you already have, instead of worrying… — Nicole Peeler Changing Yourself Copy Share Image
“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“People are heavy when they're dead. I also nearly ralphed every time I caught a glimpse of the skin flap flapping, and… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Can I have this?" Iris asked in her honeydew voice, holding up one of the novels I'd brought her so that Amy… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Who tries? You try, your dad tries, average people try. And for their attempts at goodness, average people are mugged by strangers,… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“My fingers scrabbled at the smooth leather interior of Ryu’s BMW as he missed the exit we needed. Causing him to drop… — Nicole Peeler Space time Copy Share Image