All Nick Kroll Quotes
- Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person… Certain
- Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on "Big Bang Theory" are getting better looking. Their clothes are getting nicer.… Bang
- A job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don't like, or people… Boring
- There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone. Act
- Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A. American
- As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made fun… Anyone
- I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on. Art
- The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable. Immediacy
- This is a perfect example of the power and ridiculousness of a website like Wikipedia. I did give a slightly contentious graduation speech, where I… Added
- I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it. Feels Like
- Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information. Ahead
- Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist. Amateur
- In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading, what… All
- Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life… Compare
- I tend to play sort of douchey. Douchey
- A lot of times, you're circling around a lot of things, and then you find that one person, or that little piece of dialogue, and… Circling
- In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life. All
- What business would judged on the first week that it's in business? Business
- My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way. Experience
- I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this… All