All Moms Mabley Quotes
- A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can Day
- Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. Advice
- Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one. Bring
- The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. Adolescence
- LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE. Checkers
- My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. Doctor