Mohammed Bhat Quotes
- My bank sends me a text message with my balance every morning. Our mutual understanding is so cool that they don't even add LOL at…
- People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take…
- Teacher: Tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives? Student: smo-king, Drin-king and Fuck-ing
- The awkward moment when your imaginary friend denies your friend request on Facebook. :(
- If u have multiple personalities and one of them wanted to commit suicide and the rest didn't, would that be considered a hostage situation? Hmmmmmmmmmm