Mo Rocca Quotes

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• Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
• Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
• I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I…
• I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office…
• I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.
• Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.
• One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.
• A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse…
• Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 -…
• I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be…
• If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would…
• I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp…
• Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a…
• I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't…
• It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
• If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
• It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
• One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.
• The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people…
• Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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