All Mike Royko Quotes
- Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam. Anyone
- Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. American
- It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. Asylum
- I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the… Absorb
- The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always… Always Employed
- Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax American
- So if you visit Chicago, enjoy the many great courses, the Midwestern friendliness, and the cities other amenities. But if a stranger with a goofy… Amenities