Mike Judge Quotes

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• Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I…
• All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy,…
• Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King…
• When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen…
• They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.
• Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.
• Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or…
• I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away…
• I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that…
• They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2…
• I don't think any movie I would do would be too serious or serious at all.
• I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really…
• I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.
• It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you…
• It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it…
• It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.
• One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies…
• One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing…
• You ought to try being cruel to some people.
• Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

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