Mickey Rooney Quotes

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• I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
• To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be…
• I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
• Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have…
• My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'
• The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several…
• I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.
• Hey kids! Let's put on a show!
• I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.
• I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many…
• And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.
• Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done
• God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let's have peace.
• I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.
• Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work…
• I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll…
• A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
• . . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.
• John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that…
• Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way. That's…

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