It's so nice when strong powerful females help each other out. — Michelle Buteau Females Copy Share Image
My number one most essential back-to-school item, honestly, is detergent! — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
To mention people by name in your stand-up routine is not necessarily the best. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
It's great that people can be entertained and educated through love and laughter. — Michelle Buteau Comedy Copy Share Image
I think people over-think things sometimes and give too much power to words. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I had my twins via surrogacy, so I didn't have that experience of breastfeeding. — Michelle Buteau Breastfeeding Copy Share Image
For me having kids now, it's important to live my truth. I want to be an example for them and I don't… — Michelle Buteau Fear Copy Share Image
This unrealistic patriarchal standard of beauty? We're not doing that. It's not about what size we are after we've grown a body.… — Michelle Buteau Beauty Copy Share Image
People can be so judgmental about surrogacy. They think you're rich because you're getting a surrogate. Or you're doing it to keep… — Michelle Buteau Body Copy Share Image
It's pure light when someone says they want to help a stranger in need for the greater good. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I spent six weeks in England, and the drugstores out there are different. I'm like, Okay, your government has money. — Michelle Buteau England Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of road rage. I do not mind fighting with a stranger. It's like, we got to get it… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I started standup and did it the way I wanted it to look. I did my thing and realized it made me… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Growing up, I did love television and film, and I always wish that I could see more representation. — Michelle Buteau Cinema Copy Share Image
That's what I love about podcasting, especially doing live shows, because you have this safe space to be like, 'You know what… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I'm constantly working on communication with my husband through therapy and patience. But to have a hard conversation with my friend, the… — Michelle Buteau Communication Copy Share Image
We have to let these - not just girls - but also boys know that it's OK to love your body and… — Michelle Buteau Body Copy Share Image
Comedy has helped me as a Black woman speak up for myself and not apologize right after, whether it's more money or… — Michelle Buteau Comedy Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be a mom back when I was still just figuring out word problems in math class. I… — Michelle Buteau Math class Copy Share Image
Do I want to be playing the best friend forever? No. Do I want to be the bridesmaid and never the bride?… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
To cut writers and expect A.I. to understand what it's like to be a plus-sized Black woman from New Jersey living her… — Michelle Buteau City Copy Share Image
The Dutch people in general are pretty chill about parenting, as well as - everything. I would be more chill, too, if… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I have little comedy notebooks, and I also have notes in my phone, and I'll write on my laptop for longer stories. — Michelle Buteau Comedy Copy Share Image
You know, everyone keeps saying 'It's your year, it's your year.' People have told me that for over 10 years. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I try to make time for my friends, but why are my single friends always late? Like, what are they doing? Trying… — Michelle Buteau Friendship Copy Share Image
Most of my DMs used to be 'Are you my cousin?' But now it's 'How can I get on 'The Circle?' — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
There's always gonna be an audience that doesn't know me. I'm down with that, and thank God I age well. — Michelle Buteau Age Copy Share Image
I am so thankful that I get to work with a platform like Netflix who is so open-minded and has the license… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
People don't even know how many things you audition for that you don't get. And then even when you do get them,… — Michelle Buteau Audition Copy Share Image
It's important to be educated and have conversations about derogatory words and colorism. I don't ever want my kids to feel bad… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I mean, we are all someone's child. It's just like, can we just be nice? We got to be kind, man. We… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
For anyone to even suggest that people that you see on TV is an overnight success, it's like, well, when people can… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Netflix has changed the game for me. They have really good taste when it comes to talent. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I started thinking of myself as an ambitious person when I graduated college. But when I hear stories about myself as a… — Michelle Buteau Ambition Copy Share Image
We did a lot of rounds of IVF. It was insane. I wanted so much to be pregnant that it took over… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
There are a lot of clubs that are like, 'Don't do political jokes because it incites a lot of heckling.' — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
You know, I grew up Catholic. My mom is very conservative. She's very Catholic. But she's also very open-minded, right? — Michelle Buteau Catholic Copy Share Image
I'm sure tea tree is good for you, but I don't know what it does because I'm not a holistic healer. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
