Michael Thomas Ford Quotes
- Now I just have these reddish scars there. I guess I always will, although Goody says they’ll fade over time. I don’t know if I…
- And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn’t is lying.…
- Sometimes I think there’s someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there’s…
- One time Allie and I skipped school and went to see this foreign film called Los Diablos, where these villagers found a glowing blue ball…
- I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something.
- I'm tired of people thinking they're doing me favours.
- I know all about dreams that make you want to scream.
- Once you realise there's nothing to be afraid of when you die, there's nothing else to worry about.
- If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else.
- That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is…
- Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear snacks.…