Melissa Rauch Quotes

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• When I was out of work when I first moved to L.A., one of the first things my husband and I did was buy season's…
• I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and…
• I was kind of like the Rhea Perlman of the bar. I was like Carla on 'Cheers.' People were more afraid of me. There was…
• My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.
• My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.
• I knew from a young age that I wanted to perform. I went to an arts camp called Brookdale Arts Camp, in New Jersey, from…
• I love an arcade. I love a boardwalk game. But I also love a rollercoaster. Though I think the rollercoaster love comes from the fact…
• TV was my life, growing up. I ran home from school to watch television, and even did my homework with the TV on - my…
• When my husband came to my parents' house for the first time, he asked, 'Why is everyone screaming? Why are they so angry?' I said,…
• We must take down the carnies. I think we need to start a campaign to defeat their scamming ways. I never win the boardwalk basketball…

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