“Guys generally need us to come with subtitles, cue cards, and liability waivers.” — Melissa Jensen Greatness Copy Share Image
“Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.” — Melissa Jensen Love Copy Share Image
“If they sing 'Endless Love' or 'No Air,' I'm disowning them both.” — Melissa Jensen Disowning Copy Share Image
“Is your nasty natural?" I heard myself asking. "Or did you get it implanted?” — melissa jensen Nature Copy Share Image
“I started to feel calm,almost, almost convinced that I was really the kind of girl who could swim with sharks.And then a… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I was ready to sign over Frankie and my firstborn to get out of this particular hole.” — Melissa Jensen Firstborn Copy Share Image
“Love is one of the two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second. It is most certainly… — Melissa Jensen Love Copy Share Image
“ Qui craint de souffrir, il souffre deja de ce qu'il craint." "Who fears to suffer, already suffers what he fears. ” — Melissa Jensen Fears Copy Share Image
“Not much good has ever been prefaced by variations of "Have a seat." I thought of headmasters' offices and electric chairs.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I was still convinced that I was going to wake up, or walk out of a bathroom, or look up from my… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about Willing: There's always someone happy to let you know exactly what your place is.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Would you rather be loved unconditionally and not love, or be desperately in love and not loved in return?” — Melissa Jensen Love Copy Share Image
“I ripped the sketch from the wall. "Liar." Edward looked more ravaged than usual. "That is a terrible word, coming from you."… — Melissa Jensen Affair Copy Share Image
“But Chase might be out for a few weeks. He has tendinosis." "That's too bad," I muttered. As far as I was… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“The cuddler and its buddies were all on the other side. That didn't make me feel much better. I watch Animal Planet.… — Melissa Jensen Face your fears Copy Share Image
“She reached into her pants pocket and pulled out a pair of gunmetal-framed reading glasses. She flicked them open, switchblade-style, with a… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“You'd think that philisophy might have put the kibosh on some of the Freddy Krueger stuff," I mused, tilting my jaw until… — Melissa Jensen Freddy krueger Copy Share Image
“Dad was still holding the knife. He gave Alex a very long look. Then he set down the knife, wiped his hands… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Truth: You have to talk to a boy-really talk,if you want him to see past the fact that you're not beautiful. Truth:… — Melissa Jensen Beauty Copy Share Image
“Tina can be a B-,and she's high maintenance in every possible way. She's also prone to asking questions like whether vegetarians can… — Melissa Jensen Animal crackers Copy Share Image
“What do you know about 1969, anyway? It was after your time." "I know everything." He gave me that sleepy-eyed smile of… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Truth or dare." "Not fair. You already had a turn." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but this little excursion was to make… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“There's a moment everyone knows, when you look down at your fresh white shirt and realize you've spilled Coke or egg yolk… — Melissa Jensen Scar Copy Share Image
“It was only nine o'clock, and I was already exhausted.The first half of the day with Bridezilla hadn't helped, but bu two,… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“ Something I don't want anyone to know, Alex? I am a dissillusioned former hopeless romantic with larcenous tendencies.But I did kill… — Melissa Jensen Hopeless romantic Copy Share Image
“Where are we going?" "East. To where the sun rises." "Seriously?" He thumped the dash-not too hard-and I actually felt a little… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“We walked to the edge of the creaky deck. He stood with his chest pressed against my back, arms tight around me.… — Melissa Jensen Lighthouse Copy Share Image
“The last fire in the drawer was 1890. It was the year Edward painted Across the Delaware (acquired in 1961 by Jacqueline… — Melissa Jensen White house Copy Share Image
“I Can't Make You Love Me.' Bonnie Raitt." "Oh,Fiorella." I glared at him a little as I climbed down. "Was that delightful… — Melissa Jensen Dressing room Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you this,though, Frankie makes me happy. So does Sadie. I don't want to canoodle with either of them, but I… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“There aren't many classrooms in the school basement. Most of the space is for storage and utilities. As far as student use… — Melissa Jensen Classrooms Copy Share Image
“My bisnonno is such a man...Fine, you laugh again. Not so handsome,I think,but just as proud. He struts through the square with… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Frankie,I noticed as I flipped the mic up to its normal position, was staring at me through narrowed eyes, clapping so slowly… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“He came to find me," I offered, a small indication, maybe,that this was a Phillite boy who'd grown into doing the right… — Melissa Jensen Doing the right thing Copy Share Image
“Mystery is good." He drummed his fingertips on my thigh. "Maybe.Maybe not. But I'll let it go. How about this: If I… — Melissa Jensen Comic book Copy Share Image
“Honestly, the pair of you" was Edward's response. I brushed cracker crumbs off my homework folder; I'd needed a snack after giving… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I should probably leave now," I said, starting to strip off the gloves. I wasn't about to walk away with my droopy… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Aveces no importa cuántas pestañas o dientes de león soples, no importa cuánto tu corazón se despedace y bofeteé tu cubierta, simplemente… — Melissa Jensen Amor Copy Share Image
“With Thanksgiving approaching, I quietly hoped this would finally be the year I wouldn't find myself at the children's table.” — Melissa Jensen Children Copy Share Image