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Megan Stalter

(1990) Comedian

100 quotes in 325 categories

Megan Stalter is a comedian.

Quick Facts About Megan Stalter

Born: September 15, 1990
Profession: Comedian

About Megan Stalter

[Wikidata] American comedian... | [Wikipedia] Megan Marie Stalter is an American comedian, actress and singer. Stalter is known for her role as Kayla in the HBO Max comedy Hacks, for which she was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award, and for starring as Jessica Salmon in the romantic comedy series Too Much. In 2026, under the name Meg Stalter,

Quotes by Megan Stalter · Page 3

I want all people in rom-coms. Because that's real life.

Because

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My mom - growing up, when I started wearing makeup - was always about, 'You've got to do a bold lip.' But…

Bold

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During the week I set 100 alarms starting at 8:30 and ending at noon. Why I feel like I won't wake up…

Ending

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In Ohio, I could tell people had money if they had a trampoline in their backyard.

Backyard

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Life's too short not to wear what you really want to wear.

Life

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If someone is going to confess their love to you they are going to do it in the middle of the night…

Instagram

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I think that Chicago is the best place in the world to start comedy. I fell in love with the people there,…

Best

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I think when people get to know me, they're like, 'That makes so much sense that you were a God girl.' Because…

Girl

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I've always wanted to have fun and always wanted to have, I think attention, in a way, where I'm making someone laugh.

Always

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I have two sisters, a brother and lots of aunts. These are funny, opinionated, not-very-quiet women with big personalities - and that…

Brother

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I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs.

Comedians

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I love to travel and be in a new place and kind of experience what it would be like to live there.

Experience

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When I started doing comedy, I always had something in me that was like, 'This will all work out, I just know…

Always

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I've had full conversations with people who I'm still guessing who they are through context clues in our texts.

Clues

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I actually think that being in love is bringing up everything that's ever happened to you because you're finally with someone that's…

Being

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My characters are always people who are a bit delusional about how great they are. Like they're losing their minds, but they're…

Always

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I love stories where sexuality is just part of the character, not the only thing about them.

Character

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I'm a loud woman from a loud family: 20 cousins, mostly women, a few males thrown in, I guess.

Cousin

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For skin care, I really love the whole Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel line.

Care

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The dream was always to act: I want to do a scary movie, I want to do serious stuff.

Act

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I feel like a country bumpkin. I apologise a lot. I'm Midwest-friendly.

Country

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I've moved and restarted a couple times in my life, but it wasn't about relationships, it was always career stuff.

Career

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You have to be your own biggest fan. I don't think you're able to go on auditions and write pilots without fully…

Being

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I think it's so sexy to be loud and funny, weird and strange, silly and goofy.

Funny

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A lot of characters that are from the Midwest are not bad people, but they just believe in really different things. And…

Bad

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Megan Stalter by topic

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