Maureen Lipman Quotes
- You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
- Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
- As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
- Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I…
- A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
- I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
- I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.