Matthew Broderick Quotes
- Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and…
- Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill…
- I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
- My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is…
- You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
- I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.
- I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version…
- I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'