Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful. — Mason Cooley Failure Copy Share Image
The aim of literary ambition is to demonstrate one's greatness of soul. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company. — Mason Cooley Business Copy Share Image
Excrement can never be culturally elaborated to the extent that nutriment can. — Mason Cooley Excrement Copy Share Image
No matter how close thought sticks to the actual, it follows its own rules. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Self-absorption intensifies isolation, but permits it to go unnoticed. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The price of telling your troubles is having to listen to advice. — Mason Cooley Advice Copy Share Image
Inconsistency has been overpraised by people who do not expect to suffer from it. — Mason Cooley Consistency Copy Share Image
In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
My mother's mild-eyed sadness looks at me from the eyes of those I love. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Readers transform a library from a mausoleum into many theaters. — Mason Cooley Books Copy Share Image
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery. — Mason Cooley Facts Copy Share Image
Imprudence gets us into more trouble than actual misdeeds do. — Mason Cooley Misdeeds Copy Share Image
