MaryJanice Davidson Quotes

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• All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting…
• I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write…
• Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!
• Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).
• It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.
• She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.
• He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.
• I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.
• Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting
• You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.
• They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.
• There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.
• Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.
• Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?
• I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.
• Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!
• Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
• It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call…
• I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke.…
• Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing…

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