“The beauty of being this far east of Denver is that the landscape is much like Kansas: flat and unremarkable. We’d be… — Mark Tufo Beauty Copy Share Image
“I’m going to make this slow, Talbot,” Durgan said while grinding his fist into his palm. “The slower the better,” I told… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“I’d rather go out like the Bon Jovi song.” I looked at him questioningly then asked, “What? Livin’ on a Prayer?” “No,… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“How is that light still on, Talbot?” BT asked in hushed tones with a note of reverence in his voice. “There’s a… — Mark Tufo Billy Joel Songs Copy Share Image
“I wanted to tell him that wasn’t normal for ninety-eight percent of the American population. Most of us would have been happy… — Mark Tufo Day night Copy Share Image
“I was in the midst of a very uneventful guard watch when I first heard the shuffling noise. It was so faint… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“Ah, what I’d do for a nuclear bomb.” “A nuclear what?” my wife asked. Her contortion of fear was clearly outlined. “Did… — Mark Tufo Fear Copy Share Image
“We got some swords,” Brian said, putting three sharp-edged blades on the ground. “They any good?” I asked, picking one up. I’d… — Mark Tufo Fall apart Copy Share Image
“Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“What the hell is going on?” My adrenaline was pumping. My pet peeves were throbbing—all seventeen of them.” — Mark Tufo Pet Peeves Copy Share Image
“Apparently, one of your mates having his dick hacked off and set on fire was some pretty fucking funny stuff in hell.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“I was beginning to wonder if Justin was a zombie GPS. Our own portable ‘Harmin’ (you know rhymes with Garmin) or better… — Mark Tufo Death Copy Share Image
“Brian was shaking his head, walking around in small circles. He was mumbling to himself. “No guns! The world is caving in… — Mark Tufo Walking around Copy Share Image
“I have two pet peeves in life. Well shit, if I’m being honest I probably have about seventeen, but who’s counting? In” — Mark Tufo Life Copy Share Image
“I read this in a book about hauntings.” “I thought you said this wouldn’t be scary?” “It’s not really,” Gary said. “But… — Mark Tufo Awake at night Copy Share Image
“I’d rather mate with a snake,” I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t we help them?” my wife asked as she pulled her head back into the car, already looking better now that she’d… — Mark Tufo Better now Copy Share Image
“Grenades! Please tell me grenades!” I said, almost jumping up and down like a schoolgirl that found out the captain of the… — Mark Tufo Football team Copy Share Image
“Nice pistol,” Paul said as I was looking it over, trying to figure out the cocking mechanism, safety and every other moving… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“Why didn’t I listen to my drill instructor from boot camp? He told us flat out, ‘Don’t EVER volunteer for anything! If… — Mark Tufo Boot camp Copy Share Image
