Mark McKinney Quotes

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• Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
• The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
• What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
• Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They…
• It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
• Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
• And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
• I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
• I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
• Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
• You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

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