All Mario Cantone Quotes
- I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes… Afternoon
- Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. Black
- I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two… Biggest
- I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. Ask
- I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children. Animation
- I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day. Camera
- I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody. Believe
- I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails. Ability
- Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage. Barbie
- I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never… Confront
- Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say. Bette
- I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude. Contemptuous
- Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me. Bet
- I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was… Age
- In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and… Aids