Margaret Smith Quotes
- My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
- There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
- The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
- I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
- If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
- My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.
- Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
- I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.