Maddox Quotes
- When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit,…
- Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.
- I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of…
- Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.
- The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.
- If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
- If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.