Lee Corso

When you have a lousy football team, you learn to be funny.

— Lee Corso

The more games you win the warmer it gets in December.

— Lee Corso

Why is Barry Switzer not in the Hall of Fame? I have no idea. He's done everything humanly possible to be in.

— Lee Corso

With a woman around, there's a tendency to eliminate vulgarity and profanity and create a more businesslike attitude.

— Lee Corso

Drew Henson could go down as the greatest quarterback in the history of Michigan football.

— Lee Corso

That's one thing with stroke victims, you've got to have a goal and you cannot accept anything but that goal.

— Lee Corso

Donnie Thomas is simply a superlative linebacker with everything it takes to be an all-American.

— Lee Corso

Speed has always been there in college football.

— Lee Corso

I have great admiration for Woody Hayes.

— Lee Corso

It takes at least three years of quality and successful season play before a team can garner preseason respect.

— Lee Corso

When I rest, I can talk. When I don't rest, I can't talk.

— Lee Corso

Fisher DeBerry always puts together a great team.

— Lee Corso

I look at films every day. I study. I coach.

— Lee Corso

There is a rule that says there is no age limit in college football. You could be 45 years old, and if…

— Lee Corso

To be a contender in the Big Ten a squad must have a solid player at every position.

— Lee Corso

Words don't go from the brain to the lips in time. That's what a stroke does to you... and that hurts me.

— Lee Corso

You can't buy the loyalty that ESPN has showed to me.

— Lee Corso

The Heisman is often a career award. Chris Weinke, Michael Vick, Eric Crouch and Drew Brees have all had a more than…

— Lee Corso

You can't criticize a coach until he fails to win with players he recruited.

— Lee Corso

The one thing I was really good at was being spontaneous. I was quick-witted. I lost that with my stroke.

— Lee Corso

The Florida Gator head is long and funny looking. It scrapes my nose. Every time I put that thing on I get…

— Lee Corso

You don't beat football teams. You outrecruit them.

— Lee Corso

My involvement with the USFL began in the broadcast booth before I ever coached a game in the league.

— Lee Corso

I love college football. I've been involved with college football since 1953. That's a long time as a player, coach and 30…

— Lee Corso

Tough times were when I didn't have a job and nobody called me.

— Lee Corso