Kyle Kinane Quotes
- I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm…
- I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.
- What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience.…
- It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and…
- The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
- Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.
- Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.
- In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson…
- My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.
- I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.