All Kurt Angle Quotes
- Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. Abstinence
- Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true. Damn
- Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme! Date
- You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist! Boo
- Oh its real, its damn real Damn
- You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan. Fatigued
- You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. Dance
- I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count. Became
- Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is… Attacked
- Truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of 'the black people.' Big
- You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me. Best
- I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! Balls
- Children love me, dammit! Children
- I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state… Add
- Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick… Champion
- You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking Been
- If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes -… All
- Undertaker, if that is your real name... Name
- I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. Freakin
- I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay! Cowboy