Kurt Angle Quotes

31 quotes in 431 categories

• Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
• Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.
• Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
• You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!
• Oh its real, its damn real
• You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.
• You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
• I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.
• Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is…
• Truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of 'the black people.'
• You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.
• I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
• Children love me, dammit!
• I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state…
• Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick…
• You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
• If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes -…
• Undertaker, if that is your real name...
• I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
• I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

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