Kenny Powers Quotes

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• Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if you got no one to brag about it too, will…
• Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real sports, and…
• Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who would? Most Mexicans spend the bulk of their day just…
• But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I would like the…
• I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not…
• Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to be strangled by no one at all.
• Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic, spiritual quest that…
• Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions,…
• Gods takin a dump on my face.
• I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment in time here…
• Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other…
• I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.
• But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and…
• Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than…
• When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.
• The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way in case one…
• One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought a shotgun and…
• Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is…
• I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass…
• I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game condition.

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