Kathy Lette Quotes

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• It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a…
• Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
• My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
• Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
• Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
• Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
• Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
• . . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
• Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
• Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because…
• Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
• Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
• Home is where the heartache is.
• If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
• living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
• If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
• People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
• Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface…

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