Katherine Ryan

Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

— Katherine Ryan

The more you mess with texture and colour, the worse your hair is going to feel.

— Katherine Ryan

I've decided that I'm completely rock n' roll.

— Katherine Ryan

I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her.

— Katherine Ryan

I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.

— Katherine Ryan

I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.

— Katherine Ryan

The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.

— Katherine Ryan

I don't worry about whether or not people like me.

— Katherine Ryan

You'll never make a success of yourself when you're doing an impersonation of somebody else.

— Katherine Ryan

Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media.

— Katherine Ryan

I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.

— Katherine Ryan

I thank God every day that there was no YouTube or Twitter when I was a teenager. I would have had a…

— Katherine Ryan

I love Britain. I'm an Irish citizen, but I was born in Canada, and I'm a British comedian, really. My entire career…

— Katherine Ryan

In Canada, good waitresses are tipped well. I learnt that the harder you work, the more money you make.

— Katherine Ryan

The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier.

— Katherine Ryan

I guess I talk about her because I'm interested; I'm listening. Taylor Swift's words are so valuable to so many young people,…

— Katherine Ryan

I was really lucky to have been raised in this really powerful matriarchy where my dad was around, but I was with…

— Katherine Ryan

I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when…

— Katherine Ryan

My mother was a businesswoman; my grandmother was a businesswoman - it never occurred to me that life might be harder because…

— Katherine Ryan

I wasn't properly performing in Canada. I was just starting out, and when everyone starts out, they're terrible. I'm sure there are…

— Katherine Ryan

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to look and feel like a grown woman when I was young. That's…

— Katherine Ryan

Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their…

— Katherine Ryan

I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with…

— Katherine Ryan

I think commitment is inextricably linked with success, and rightly or wrongly, people with a fierce commitment to their goals - the…

— Katherine Ryan

I'd never say something that I didn't feel I could defend.

— Katherine Ryan

We don't have glamour models in Canada at all.

— Katherine Ryan

You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.

— Katherine Ryan

Growing up in Canada, I dated a few ice hockey players.

— Katherine Ryan

Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.

— Katherine Ryan

We don't have 'posh' in Canada. It's just not a thing that exists.

— Katherine Ryan

I'm actually thrilled with the woman I'm turning out to be.

— Katherine Ryan

If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.

— Katherine Ryan

I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent.

— Katherine Ryan

I got into comedy at exactly the right moment.

— Katherine Ryan

I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.

— Katherine Ryan

If I ever move back to Canada, it'll be because I'm terminally ill.

— Katherine Ryan

All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman.

— Katherine Ryan

It's not my place to tell anyone what kind of feminist she should be.

— Katherine Ryan

When I talk about celebrities, I don't dislike them - it's what they represent.

— Katherine Ryan

I always tried to fit in, so I was a cheerleader with the orange skin and white-blonde hair, and Hooters was part…

— Katherine Ryan