Kate Clinton Quotes

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• I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't…
• Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
• When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.
• A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a…
• I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start…
• As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be the presidential running mate. And I find it continually appalling…
• What goes for sex goes double for politics.
• Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act;…
• I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really…
• I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.
• We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize that a third…
• Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form…
• My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections…
• We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.
• I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that…
• They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in…
• There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a lescom circuit. Gay Pride Month, formerly known as June, is…
• John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But…
• Here is a little tip for all of you. Don't come out to your father in a moving vehicle.

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