Juju Quotes

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• I love my haters, it's weird if you asked me. Well that's cause I'm motivated by whoever is against me.
• Like a green fly, A critic is an irritation. To prove I'm the shit, I am their temptation.
• If I had one wish, I would wish for 10 more wishes.
• Call me whatever, You can call me names. I'd rather lose then to play your games. As long as I get the offer when God…
• You know you still need to grow up if your relationship status is based on Who's asking
• Now that it's Spring, bitches think that they're now obliged to jump into conclusions.
• I am really looking forward to meeting you but some of my body parts are willing to be introduce first
• I guess it is by studying professional athletes that scientists have come to the conclusion that brain is not a muscle
• Behind every great man there was a woman but behind every women there were men
• If one eats beans, he farts to kill
• Democracy is giving the poeple the power to rule and complain. Looks like France is only half a democraty
• All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it.
• Ask a realist he will tell you how much time you have, ask a hedonist he will tell what to do with it
• If one thinks putting all his pride in the dimension of his organ is the key to getting women, he shall with difficulty find a…
• All women are pretty my friend; nevertheless, the beauty of some lies at the bottom of your glass
• If you have an argument with the opposite gender, calm down and keep in mind that men have a capacity to cause pain in the…
• If bright minds were to be understood, they would have too many friends
• I love women as natural as possible because the height of ugliness is to be worn by its make up
• People who wake up early in the morning must have a poor sexual life
• Relationships are paradoxical. The more I tend to have lovers the faster I get single

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