Judy Sheindlin Quotes

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• Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
• I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
• I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
• It's your life; live it well.
• Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife....
• Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
• One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your…
• "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
• If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
• Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
• Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
• Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
• If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
• If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

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