Joy Behar Quotes

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• I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and…
• Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
• I want a man in my life, not in my house.
• It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
• Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this…
• Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
• It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other…
• I don't want to do just a liberal show.
• Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
• The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
• When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
• Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that…
• I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion.…
• I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is…
• I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday…
• Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what…
• You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics,…
• You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have…
• I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
• I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

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