Joy Behar Quotes
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I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and…
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Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
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I want a man in my life, not in my house.
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It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
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Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this…
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Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
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It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other…
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I don't want to do just a liberal show.
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Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
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The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
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When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that…
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I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion.…
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I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is…
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I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday…
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Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what…
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You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics,…
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You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have…
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I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
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I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.
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